Tuesday, May 26, 2009

Should I Work Out My Upper Body?


So I had a question that I wanted you guys to answer that asked if I should work out my upper body or not, because I needed help and didn't know if I would look better with a more defined upper body. Obviously you guys were no help because there were 15 yeses, and 15 nos. Oh my god, lol. Maybe I will ask that question again at a later date :)
Anyways, I have been stuffing myself like crazy lately, and I am sure that I am over 215lbs, but I don't know exactly because I haven't checked. My gut is getting rounder and bigger and I am loving it!!! Just wish I had someone else to love it... Oh well, meh. I drink Coke Zero every day. I know, I know. You people are probably asking "WHY COKE ZERO???" It is because I love soda, and it is the healthiest form of Coke, lol, and it doesn't taste that bad :) I am also eating a lot. Today I stuffed myself with some stuffed crust pizza. I LOVE stuffed crust pizza. It is so yummy :) Anyone wanting to come and stuff me with stuffed crust pizza and coke zero? hehe

Tuesday, May 19, 2009

The Best Way to Bloat


What is the best way to bloat? I have bloated with many things(air, soda, water, food), throughout the past year and a half, so I want to pass on my knowledge of what is the best way to bloat. Bloating is the best thing ever!!! I love having a huge tight gut :) I wish I could be poked and teased after all my bloats though.
The worst way to bloat up is by inflation, in my opinion. It feels so uncomfortable, unless your belly is completely empty. Also, I believe that this is the most dangerous way to bloat. I don't like it... I only tried it because someone told me it made you cum more, but I cum the same amount as bloating the other way :( So, I do not recommend inflating yourself.
Bloating with food lasts the longest but also takes the longest, and if you have bad gag reflexes(like me) you won't be able to eat much. I admit I am a bad eater, so I don't do food bloats often, because I can never finish my food :( I guess I just need someone to MAKE me finish my food. Any takers? hehe ;)
Bloating with soda is probably my most favorite way to bloat, simply because soda is my favorite thing to drink, and I love burping hehe. I can down several litres of soda in a night. However, I don't recommend this to everyone since soda sometimes burns when it is going down, and it can make you feel uncomfortable with all the gas inside of you. But if you think you can handle it go for it. I recommend using Diet Pepsi, or Diet Coke, or Coke Zero, because in my opinion, they are the least fizzy. Also, drink them when they are warm because you will bloat faster that way.
Bloating with water is probably the easiest way to bloat. I can get through a whole box of water bottles in a night, plus some. You don't feel as heavy after bloating with water, as if you bloat with soda or food, but it still feels good. After you bloat with water, or soda, you will probably have to go piss, so don't hold it in... Just go, and come back and refill your gut.

So what is the best way to bloat? I think the best way to bloat is by bloating with food and soda, and when you can't eat anymore, switch to just bloating with water :) I believe this way will fill you up the most :)

Wednesday, May 13, 2009

My Reality TV Shows


So anyone who knows me, knows that I love reality tv shows. Wednesday nights are my main reality nights at this time of year, since America's Next Top Model, American Idol, and The Duel 2, are all on.
Tonight was America's Next Top Model's season finale. It was great because Aminat was eliminated. I didn't like her because she sucked ass!!! She wasn't even that pretty, in my opinion:-\ Then Allison and Teyona were in the final 2. Both were fairly pretty, except I was rooting for Allison since day 1, because she is different, and Teyona was blah... But of course, since my favorites never win these kind of things, Teyona won:( Oh well, at least she finished second:)
Then the American Idol bottom 3 elimination was on. It is between Adam, Kris, and Danny. I have hated Danny with a passion since I first saw him. He smiles weird, and acts like his shit don't stink, and to be honest, I think the only way he got to the final 3 is sympathy votes because his wife died, shortly before he tried out for the show... *sigh* Anyways, Adam and Kris ended up in the final 2, which I was ok about, but I would have preferred Allison there, but once again, my favorite didn't win... Oh well...
THEN the Duel 2. I LOVE this season, of the challenge, a lot! At first I was rooting for Ruthie and Mark to win, then I was rooting for Kim and Mark after Ruthie was eliminated, but then tonight, Kim and Eric were eliminated, and now I want Rachel and Derek to win, since he is cute and chubby:) I really hate Paula, she is a stupid bitch. I hope she gets punched in the face by everyone. I seriously hope she goes next:)

Hey Everyone



So I have decided to start my own blog:) This blog won't just be about gaining or my belly, but it will be about any damn thing I feel like writing about. I have an opinion about EVERYTHING, and I wanted my voice to be heard:) So, yeah...

I am 19 years old, 5'4" 215lbs, and I have a 44" belly. I live in Canada, and I LOVE cooking and eating. I am going to Culinary School in September. I am single too;)