Tuesday, May 19, 2009
The Best Way to Bloat
What is the best way to bloat? I have bloated with many things(air, soda, water, food), throughout the past year and a half, so I want to pass on my knowledge of what is the best way to bloat. Bloating is the best thing ever!!! I love having a huge tight gut :) I wish I could be poked and teased after all my bloats though.
The worst way to bloat up is by inflation, in my opinion. It feels so uncomfortable, unless your belly is completely empty. Also, I believe that this is the most dangerous way to bloat. I don't like it... I only tried it because someone told me it made you cum more, but I cum the same amount as bloating the other way :( So, I do not recommend inflating yourself.
Bloating with food lasts the longest but also takes the longest, and if you have bad gag reflexes(like me) you won't be able to eat much. I admit I am a bad eater, so I don't do food bloats often, because I can never finish my food :( I guess I just need someone to MAKE me finish my food. Any takers? hehe ;)
Bloating with soda is probably my most favorite way to bloat, simply because soda is my favorite thing to drink, and I love burping hehe. I can down several litres of soda in a night. However, I don't recommend this to everyone since soda sometimes burns when it is going down, and it can make you feel uncomfortable with all the gas inside of you. But if you think you can handle it go for it. I recommend using Diet Pepsi, or Diet Coke, or Coke Zero, because in my opinion, they are the least fizzy. Also, drink them when they are warm because you will bloat faster that way.
Bloating with water is probably the easiest way to bloat. I can get through a whole box of water bottles in a night, plus some. You don't feel as heavy after bloating with water, as if you bloat with soda or food, but it still feels good. After you bloat with water, or soda, you will probably have to go piss, so don't hold it in... Just go, and come back and refill your gut.
So what is the best way to bloat? I think the best way to bloat is by bloating with food and soda, and when you can't eat anymore, switch to just bloating with water :) I believe this way will fill you up the most :)